gloomyteens:

i have this really amazing talent where i hate myself

(via aucontraireplz)

zacks-fair:

dies of thirst because too lazy to go get glass of water

oh i see how it is

bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”

but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

(Source: eduardosuaverin, via nextstopeverything)

flintsblog:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that spiders can’t fly

(via moxxycontin)

when i go into a fraternity bathroom

pantherproblems:

(via hail-to-pitt)